Countdown to Lurkey

The time to give thanks by gorging ourselves is quickly approaching. The birds will soon be loaded into the ovens all over the U.S. People will be donning their buckle hats atop pilgrim bobs, and others Indian feathers in rememberance of how corrupt we all are, and recounting the steps we've taken to get here in the current moment...or not. The cornucopias are being filled with that eerie corn, and gourds abound. Please remember to use gravy, when the time comes.